December 2009
111 posts
1 tag
i just smiled so hard
that my lip split!
*curse
yeah guilt trips dont work on me you cunt.
emmycat:
Dan says:
hey see u later
dont like ur attitude anymore em
!emmy ; got her nipple pierced today ;) says:
well FUCK YOU dan. you dont know ANYTHING about my life or what im going through right now. i dont like YR fucking ‘piece of meat’ attitude either so you can go & fucking drop down dead. block me & get it fucking over with because im tired of this charade...
..::* MAGIQUE! *::..
Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...
– Oscar Wilde (via witchchild) (via john-james)
ninabehindthecamera:
One of my art professors is named Chuck. On the whiteboard in the back of the room where people doodle and write whatever, someone wrote “chuck rocks!” The next day, underneath it someone wrote “throw stones!” I laughed. No one else got it. MLIA
my best friend's mother
was looking at a Ganja Bong yesterday and remarked, “What a funny shaped vase!”
edinburger
ice skating for the first time, only fell over twice, lots of bruises this morning, amazing market stalls with hot dutch stroopwafels with melty nutella, hand felted keyrings in the shapes of strawberries and mushrooms, snow globes, kinderpunsch, hand blown glass figurines and baubles, opium scented candles..
BUT NO PEPPERMINT CANDY CANES!
Reblog with the country you currently live in.
fuckuniform:
silava:
bookfromabox:
beautifuldirtyrich:
ithreatenedtostapleher:
swimmingthroughthestereo:
maybeimdreaming:
intherye:
jofknhanna:
steffanoodlee:
strawberryswisher:
peircy:
Australia.
United States
Hong Kong
New Zealand
Canada
Ireland.
England D:
United States
United States :)
germany
Canada
ENGLAND
scoooooaaaatland
mliaverage:
Today my 3rd grade student told me that I need to become “more mean”. I then proceeded to give him an evil glare and took away all of his markers. He gave me a nod of approval and then walked away. MLIA
ask me a question if you'd like!
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mliaverage:
Today, I was reading on the bus home and checked my watch. It said 3:14. I checked what page I was on in my book. It was page 314. When I got home, my mom told me she bought pie. Coincidence? I think not. MLIA.
mliaverage:
This morning, my mom was telling me that she has to stop giving me ten dollars every morning for my school cafeteria’s expensive lunches. I immediately suggested Lunchables. My mom told me to grow up. This afternoon, I came home and found the fridge full of Lunchables, along with a note from my dad telling me that lunch has no age. I win. MLIA